This summer, witness the grittiest,
most edge of the seat thriller,
that will blow your mind to bits
along with half the locations the movie was shot at.
This summer, prepare yourself
for a hero, with every muscle in his body,
almost tearing his clothes,
before he tears them himself.
The female lead, who serves perfect eye candy,
but also kicks some serious ass,
because we want to be only latent sexists.
And a villain, from somewhere
besides America, who speaks with an accent
which sounds nothing like the actual accent of those people.
They will blow up cars and planes,
shatter windows, have high octane firefights,
all while wearing suits.
Starring; a wrestler, a model and an Oscar winning actor.
Directed by a teenager on a cocaine high.


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